hellogiggles:

HOW A SHOCKING PHOTOSHOPPED COVERGIRL AD IS TAKING ON THE NFLby Parker Molloy http://ift.tt/1t7c9lV

Whoa
thematthewreview:

jennygoaway:

Wait, what?

Aw, you JUST gotta love this guy.   Deep inside, Matthew was Dan, and that’s why we love Matthew.  And that’s why we’ll find all of his other roles convincing.

thematthewreview:

jennygoaway:

Wait, what?

Aw, you JUST gotta love this guy.   Deep inside, Matthew was Dan, and that’s why we love Matthew.  And that’s why we’ll find all of his other roles convincing.

thematthewreview:

aliceleeeee:

Dan Stevens interview: the star of <The Guest>

You just can’t bottle this guy up, can you?   

"You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness."

I really needed to hear that right now. (via ladyduffney)

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funnyordie:

Science Fair is Hard on the Whole Family
Kid tested, parent approved.

mindykaling Between set-ups at #instylemagazine

mindykaling Between set-ups at #instylemagazine

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comedycentral:

Watch tonight’s new @midnight to find out which of these beautiful #BadPageantTalents tweets has been named Miss Hashtag Wars.

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And the language of animals is not as interesting as you might think. Sure, the young druid is ecstatic when they finally master the delicate, fluttering language of the butterflies, right up until they learn that there is only one word in butterfly, which is “Pretty!”

“Pretty! Pretty! Pretty!”

This is their word for everything. Flowers, potential mates, themselves (especially themselves.) The trick is determining which one they’re talking about at any given time. Even then, they’re not great conversationalists.

Bees are exactly the opposite. Bees are caste-riddled and caste-conscious, and have more levels of respectful titles in one burrow than an entire Imperial shogunate. Ancestors help you if you address a third level supervisory administrative assistant in the mode suited to administrative third level assistant supervisors. Don’t run for the water. They’ll wait. Tall grass is a better bet.

Birds, on the other hand, don’t care how you address them. They’re delighted to talk to you, no matter what. All day. Every day.

Every twig that gets added to a nest or rejected is narrated. Every insect that passes their beak is recounted, in exhaustive detail. Every pulled worm will be discussed at great length and compared to every other worm the bird has ever encountered, as well as The Worm That Got Away.

You spend the first twenty years of your life learning to hear the language of the animals, and then you spend the next twenty trying to learn how to tune it out.

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Ursula Vernon (via fuckyeahursulavernon)

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kittydoom:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

 (Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
 Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.

MIC DROP

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